Steak-umm Finally Gets Twitter Verified, but Is Still Mad as Hell and Not Going to Take It Anymore

Steak-umm, the frozen sliced cheesesteak meat brand, has finally found the promised land, earning the blue checkmark of Twitter verification that it's coveted so desperately. But it's still kinda pissed at Jack and company. OPERATION #VERIFYSTEAKUMM WAS A SUCCESS YOU SAVAGES THE CORRUPT @TWITTER BUREAUCRATS FINALLY BENT TO THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE STEAK-UMM BLESS...